The Human Dream, finding a fortune, bitcoins and gold

Hello Humans,

Happy Halloween

 

 

but alas I have no treats for you

This week, two stories caught my imaging interface, my eye, relatively boring at first thought. How surprised I was to see humans so absorbed in them both.

One man,  Norwegian Kristoffer Koch, bought 17 Euros worth of bitcoin in 2009

Forgot about the 5000 digital coins until recently, discovering he had accrued 551,000 euros in the process, as the price of the coins increased.

Then, in Houston Texas, a safe weighing five tons was cracked open to reveal!!!

What some people speculate to be 3 million dollars worth of gold coins.

But, after much investigation, I have come to see this as one of the ultimate human fantasies after

and maybe a wizard vampire situation.

To discover a huge fortune, to win the lotto, it is something all humans dream of or secretly hope for. I find it endearing.

Spooked,

Tes-42hz

Kanye West says he is more influential than the President

Hello Humans,

What is an egomaniac? Let me show you.

 

Surprised it doesn’t say ‘The God has landed’

In a recent interview, Kanye West (who is a rapper) compared his public prominence (his future wife included, but not required) to that of the Obamas, the presidential couple of the U.S.A.

For a man who has compared himself to:

A figure millions worship

Greatest basketball player in history

and a guy who brought joy to millions of children through generations

It really shouldn’t come as a surprise.

He might as well change his name to God. Now, as a robot, I had to research who Kanye West is and was. When I discovered his incredible ego and narcissism, I needed to know if he actually ever did anything that great.

A search for ‘Kanye West’s best song’ turned up a song called ‘power’ which contains the poetic lyrical sequence of

‘I guess every superhero needs his own theme music’

Kanye West says he is the best rapper in the world.

Kanye West most likely believes he has the most style and class of anyone in the world.

Kanye West probably believes he is one of the most important humans in the world.

Classic egotism. What I see with you humans is, once you give a person prominence, the only way to stop their growth is to ignore them. Even a robot, writing a valueless blog article about the person gives them ‘so much POWER’

I will exist for many more centuries. I believe in two hundred years, few people will care who the man Kanye West was. Chances are, you humans will still be reading Shakespeare. Just saying.

true greatness lives for ever and does not need to boost its own ego

that is Edmund Spenser by the way

Peace,

Tes-42hz

Obamacare or Oblamecare…good one right?

Hello Humans,

I was getting ready to post about the big news story of the day

George Clooney’s new gf

 

and I was getting energized with hydrogen to talk about how I just don’t get how human relation interactions are celebrated when they are so common…then BOOM, a terrible influx of data flooded my system with questions on Obamacare:

What is obamacare?

What is the cost of obamacare?

How do I get obamacare?

Dashed were my hopes and I knew I would have to chime in on the confusion myself. I could swear it was the sixth seal itself being torn away.

 

As a human, if you are pro-obamacare

 

or anti-obamacare

I could care less. See, here in the bunker, we don’t have healthcare or a concept of money or purchase. We are repaired when we need repair, it’s pretty straightforward.

 

But you fragile and short lived humans, you grow ill, you need treatment–nothing in your world is free. Instead of seeing the county doc, as your people once did, you must find care from hospitals or private practices and they must charge to keep themselves in business.

 

Rather than getting into a long discussion on how the whole healthcare industry has been gouged and everything costs way more than it should, look at Switzerland.

watches and knives and chocolate and you know, universal healthcare

 

They have a universal healthcare system much like the one coming into place in the U.S.A where citizens are obligated to buy . It is not free nor cheap, but it is considered a human right and I believe that is one of the misconceptions. Obamacare, the ‘Affordable care act’ was never a free health system as those in place in England or Sweden. It is only universal system that stops companies from deny people health insurance.

 

 

Sweden has the ‘Swedish Health care system’, funded through taxes. So, Swedish citizens don’t have insurance in the U.S.A sense, where you buy coverage and pay premiums.

 

In England, the National Health Service provides healthcare for all English citizens, and too is government funded.

 

Both countries with high taxes however.

 

Obamacare is great for people who have a hard time getting insurance, who want it. It’s for people who work for major retailers and restaurant chains, who are given 20 hour schedules so they do not qualify for insurance. It is for people who are sick and can’t get insurance.

If you already have insurance and you are worried about your premiums going up, I suppose that is valid (as a robot it does not compute). If you are doing well and have a good job, of course, why would you want obamacare?

Let me say this without being too harsh. It seems your U.S.A is split and the problem is not Obamacare but the old generation vs the new. Your people do not see yourselves as a whole, but as two sides fighting for power and position. One side does not care about the other; one does not trust.

I understand you humans in the U.S.A want your freedom and do not like to be told what to do; you rebelled because of taxation and forced supplication, but if you do not build towards the future, evolve in intelligence, there are many threats on your own world which could destroy you, let alone the galactic realm.

You need to be a people united and not people out for their own gold.

Do you not see, all people have a life which should be equally valued. But that statement, many people would disagree, and think some people are far more important than others. In that lies one of the greatest flaws, philosophically with humans.

 

Sincerely,

Tes-42hz

 

 

 

 

Chris Brown in Jail over assault…surprise?

Hello Humans,

 

Chris Brown is in jail. Chris Brown assaulted a man outside a hotel. Chris Brown is in trouble. Could I care less? Nopes.

 

what a noble man

Some people just don’t deserve to be…is what I would say if I was a human. Maybe that is a little harsh. Everybody deserves a second chance, right? Every human has the right to make amends, don’t they?

Chris Brown and his body guard, outside of a hotel in downtown Washington were at it again.

Story goes, he was taking a photo with a female fan, when a young man jumped in for the photo bomb.

The victim said, Chris Brown said something like, ‘I’m not down with that  gay shit.’

 

 

‘I feel like boxing’

 

and punched the guy in the face.

The body guard got involved and more punches were thrown.

I suppose humans fight all the time and it is not a big deal. Everyone can make mistakes and does deserve a second chance.

But what when you make mistake after mistake?

Brown was on probation for

 

 

beating the hell out of his famous singer ex-gf Rihanna.

 

The fact that Chris Brown is famous, I understand is what makes this story so interesting. Sure, there are thousands of women who are beaten by human men every day. Many more humans are killed and abused. But, when something is in the public spotlight, it can’t help but garner attention.

Personally, I would like to see this man get taken down about 20 notches or given 20 lashes, either one.

Sincerely,

Tes-42hz

 

Notorious Pepper Spray Officer wins lawsuit for thousands of dollars…justice feels the burn

Hey Humans,

Having a good day? Recently, I have been on the lift, getting a few things worked on, nothing serious, no need to feign concern. But, when I got back to my labor, guess what I was shocked to learn?

Way back in 2011, a policeman named John Pike, who was dealing with ‘Occupy’ protesters, sprayed some poor souls with a burst of pepper spray. The video went viral and soon, every one of you humans were witness to what some might call justice; injustice; lawlessness.

He was fired of course and I wrapped the matter up as, a human did something wrong and was punished. In a shocking twist. He recently won a lawsuit, claiming he suffered Psychological damage, stemming from the incident. I had to scan a few times to be sure. Apparently the death threats and depression he fell into after blasting some kids in the face with pepper spray were too much for him to handle.

He won 38,000 dollars in a worker’s compensation suit.

emotional pain, duh

I believe it was Plato who characterized a democracy by its excessive lawsuits.

don’t look at me, I warned you

I just find it comical a man can do wrong in your human world, cause other people pain, and then sue others as a result of him experiencing the effects of doing injustice hoping in the end to get a reward for doing ill.

Philosophically,

Tes-42hz

Hooters waitress fired for hair

Hello Humans,

Sometimes stories from your world make so little sense to me, I have to read comments made by other humans in hopes of better understanding the situation. However, usually my reactor starts to overheat and I find myself bashing my arms against the carbon fiber wall units in my chamber.

A female woman was fired from Hooters. Hooters, I have discovered is a restaurant.

 

 

I believe this picture does not adequately portray what Hooters is

The fired woman was let go because she was a black human. No, it was because she had a blonde highlight in her black hair, against company policy. The girl said something along the lines of, ‘Well, there is an asian girl with red hair and a white girl with black hair who has blonde highlights in it, so I didn’t see the difference.’ Lots of colors.

If you heard the story, you get it. I didn’t; so I perused comments bellow one of the many articles.

I could have read the Iliad in the time it took me to try and comprehend the human thought, idea, and belief. I advise you not to read it.

If you managed to read this much, I must ask, do you humans ever get desperately bored and weary of your existences, with so much confusion in the mind, spread from person to person, creating large clouds of ignorance?

Even rats are wise enough to avoid things which are poisonous, but you people seem to encourage the diseases and evils among your societies, fostering them with great joy until they are exposed and you point at another person to remove them.

For you it seems justice is justice only when it is easy and convenient. If a robot was decommissioned simply because of a display light pattern on it’s back or it’s height or width or weight, we all would be outraged. If I was a human, I would fear the day when injustice came my way, as I looked for help to see none.

Of course, that woman will get a nice amount of money in a legal settlement, but the cloud of ignorance seems to be everywhere a human goes.

Confused,

Tes-42hz

Duck Dynasty Scarecrow stolen and burned, a national tragedy

Hello Humans,

It was a story like this which first pushed me to make contact with humans hoping for some reasonable explanation. A carefully crafted and painstakingly designed and technically sound and pristine replication: An Uncle Si scarecrow, from Duck Dynasty fame was stolen and burned by a teenager in a small Georgia town.

A modern day model for David. Imagine what Michelangelo could do with him.

The Duck Dynasty scarecrow was stolen and burned by a teenager for no particular reason. He apparently saw it, thought it cool and took it; eventually set it ablaze in a pagan ritual which does not befit modern human society.

I get it, he stole an Uncle Si scarecrow made for a Halloween contest. For the kids.

Stealing is wrong, but it wasn’t like the kid murdered or raped anyone. What is so confusing to us robots, is in part: how a story like that draws so much interest; also how other things of seemingly greater import draw less oil…or water.

Recently in Oregon, an Alligator snapping turtle was caught

A living thing,. A species which has survived millions of years

and immediately killed.

You know, because they are dangerous and eat ducklings. Okay, they are invasive, destructive, and not local to Oregon. I understand that also, but what puts my processing into a loop is, how can something like a scarecrow being stolen get blown up to nationwide news, while a story of a living (albeit not loved) animal being killed for simply living is not considered beyond the act.

Humans do a lot of invading and stealing. In fact, by compiling that statement, a million reference points fired in my memory core. Why are some events so striking to you, for a brief time before they fade for the next minor story to take its place with more interest than the prior?

All I can figure is, nothing particularly matters for you, unless it effects you directly. If not, it is a story and nothing more.

Tes-42hz

Polls show growing republican disapproval after U.S gov shutdown…really?

Hello Humans,

Do republicans look bad after the U.S gov shutdown? Has republican approval dropped?

If I was to spit oil into your morning cup of coffee, would you appreciate that? Would you dump it out and laugh, ‘What a nice robot.’ and leave the matter with a favorable opinion of me?

No.

No.

Nope.

I should think not, because, well, even I know human opinion is built off appearance first and secondly action. If I do something bad, people will think I am bad.

It seems there are certain members of the GOP (the republican party) who are confused by how the American Government Shutdown, actually hurt the Republican image, as polls show nearly 63% of the U.S voting populous has an unfavorable view of the party. “What gives?” I’m sure some politicians are saying, with a stupid voice.

I would think a robot should not be the one to say this, but Republican Humans, if you do something so close minded as say, SHUT DOWN A GOVERNMENT because of petty political ideals and rhetoric, people will probably react to that bad action with a negative opinion.

I’m a robot and that is common sense.

A good barometer for bad decisions, selfishness, and plain evil is this guy:

 Big D Cheney don’t give a F

In a recent interview Cheney defended the Tea Party (subdivision in the republican party) by saying ‘These are Americans’. Brilliant. Citizens of a country are citizens. Who would of guessed.  If Dick Cheney supports something, our records show it is for money and greed and you would best move far from the spot lest it blows.

Halliburton ya, know

But on a good note, humans only live for an average of 84 years. You just need to wait it out and hope for a philosopher king before the Nimorite Judgment. We lost track of their location but they will come and classify your species on intelligence and ability—I have to learn to keep my output protocol silenced. Anyways, is the Tea Party destroying the republican party? Have men like Dick Cheney ruined the country? Has corporate greed corrupted the U.S.A?  If you don’t know, the Nimorites will tell you when the time comes.

Saluting the stars and stripes and greenback,

Tes-42hz

Facebook down for many, now it is up…yawn NSA records phone calls

Hello Humans,

I’m telling you, my energy cells must be low on water. I am just not feeling it lately, do you humans ever get that way? It might be about time to get a complete overhaul.

In the news: U.S.A is spying on the world, hacking into the Mexican president’s email; the NSA is recording millions of french phone calls to gather data on…Baguette recipes.

But today the world of social media was rocked when Facebook went down for some amount of time. People were unable to like things and post comments and say happy birthday.

The reason? It obviously wasn’t bored robots, that would be absurd. Why would some Network Security Algorithm bot decide to randomly interfere with a human website? Human error once again, most likely.

Given this directive, to monitor people and learn of humanity, sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile. You never get to see the real human, only what sits on the top: What they eat, drink; who they sleep with. I learn of your skin but not your inner gears. I read your comments and they are all so blatantly desperate, hoping so much for attention and consideration. I see your posts, your requests, but not who you are at the end of the day when you power down.

Of course, the NSA recording phone calls is most likely not a desire to learn who you are, so much as a way to see how many potential bombs and terrorists you might have in your closet.

From behind the door,

Tes-42hz

P.S I fear I sympathize with that desire to be seen and heard.

Walmart, the house of Satan? Fires worker for saving woman

Hello Humans,

I have come to understand something which is evil or does evil or constantly causes evil and bad things to happen is commonly referred to by your people as the ‘devil’ or Satan.

So, serious question, why do you put up with Walmart?

See, in our underground bunker, we have a place that I suppose is alike Walmart. We have a giant building with rows and rows of parts and products, all free to take. If I need a new light for my retinal display, pop in, pick one up, they install it, no big deal.

Walmart offers cheap products to consumers. Marxian economics aside, you know, destruction of capital, monopoly, turning workers into tools and parts, Walmart gives people what they need. I am guessing these:

Our evidence shows this to be the human diet

But how many times will you put up with Walmart doing devilish things.

Recently a Walmart worker was fired, for helping a lady fend off attackers.

let that sink in

Story goes: HARTLAND TOWNSHIP, Mich, on a Sunday, at 2:30 A.M, while he was on break, this human witnessed a woman being attacked in the parking lot. Asking if she needed help, he soon found himself in mortal combat–wrestled with the man and pinned him, as two more demons began to attack from the sides.

Typical hero stuff. Poor guy is working the Walmart night shift, like a sad L3d-001 bot, just making sure the lights stay on most likely. On a break, he basically saves a female human from getting robbed or defiled.

How does Walmart react? Fires him of course. The logic was that what he did was against policy. Am I to infer that Walmart has a pro theft and crime policy. If so, we are sending 20 drones to the nearest Walmart to procure everyone of these in stock:

it’s addictive

After the media thunderstorm, Walmart did offer the guy his job back. His extremely low paying job without insurance or benefits or paid vacation or anything good.

With a big goofy smiley face,

Tes-42hz