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brace yourselves, winter is most certainly coming.
I have been away for a while doing my obligatory stint on the moon base gather Hydrogen – 3, did you know that movie ‘moon’ is pretty much based on what happened to a robot made human clon– right, winter.
Every year with you guys it is the same
Man, when is summer coming?
I want some nice weather
YAY SUMMER WOW, LET’S GO POOL!
but after the first heat wave
you beg for the cool refreshing winter
Then when it comes you are shocked by how cold it is. After the first blizzard
when the world becomes powdered white
you start to call for summer again. I don’t get you humans, but I love you. I’ll have more time to observe now that we have a new clone program up on moon base 3–I mean, now that we have enough hydrogen to power our facilities for a few years.
but alas I have no treats for you
This week, two stories caught my imaging interface, my eye, relatively boring at first thought. How surprised I was to see humans so absorbed in them both.
One man, Norwegian Kristoffer Koch, bought 17 Euros worth of bitcoin in 2009
Forgot about the 5000 digital coins until recently, discovering he had accrued 551,000 euros in the process, as the price of the coins increased.
Then, in Houston Texas, a safe weighing five tons was cracked open to reveal!!!
What some people speculate to be 3 million dollars worth of gold coins.
But, after much investigation, I have come to see this as one of the ultimate human fantasies after
and maybe a wizard vampire situation.
To discover a huge fortune, to win the lotto, it is something all humans dream of or secretly hope for. I find it endearing.